Back in May,
The Daily Show aired a segment titled “
Little Crop of Horrors,” highlighting the pesticide industry’s fum[igat]ing upset over the White House garden, which happens to be organic. “I think the Obama garden should come with a warning label,” said a spokesman from the American Council on Science and Health, a group funded in part by Exxon and Dow Chemical. “It’s irresponsible to tell people that you have to eat organic and locally grown food. Not everyone can afford that. That’s a serious public-health concern. People are going to eat fewer fruits and vegetables. Cancer rates will go up. Obesity rates will go up. I think if we decide we’re only going to eat locally grown food, we’re going to have a lot of starvation.” Yes, obesity and starvation ... and cancer. Run for your lives to the nearest
Lunchables and the safe haven of high-fructose corn syrup.
The August/September issue of Flavor Magazine explores this laughable backlash in its cover story, “A Provocative Kitchen Garden.” But this go-local “danger” is not localized to D.C. Just as Colonists once gathered at St. John’s Church to rebuke the English monarch, so too have Richmond’s chef/revolutionaries rendezvoused at farmers' markets under scorch of sun to quietly usurp conventional produce with Virginia-grown bounty that’s pulsing with vitality, flavor and respect for the land.
On Sept. 6, one of the leaders of this movement, Manakintowne Specialty Growers, summoned a legion of co-conspirators for the Chefs and Growers Feast & Hoedown, a veggie-slinging, grill cracklin’, harvest-time hootenanny. Jo and Rob Pendergraph and Pete Markham have been at it since 1985, starting at Monacan Farm and now on a bucolic, 21-acre Powhatan County spread in the Federal Hill neighborhood. “We have events every so often,” says Jo Pendergraph. “It makes us keep the place up. In addition to family gatherings and holiday cookouts, we’ve had a farm-tour day, a couple of art/food shows, a cooking class ... this one was to celebrate the near-completion of our new barn, to show appreciation for the support and friendship of our great chef customers and farmers' market friends, and to foster connections between them.”
Warning: Though none of the guests died from eating this controversial fare, the ACSH would declare this a stroke of gurgitative luck. Enter the garden at your own risk.
Johnny Hott & The Piedmont SouPrize headlined the soirée; the rest of the guest list was a veritable who’s who of local farm-to-table bastions:
The Chefs/Restaurateurs
Bruce Clarke, University of Richmond
Russell Cook, Balliceaux
Paul Cruser & Sally Schmidt, Founders Bridge
Bill Foster, Cafe Rustica
Arthur Granger, Sur La Table
Kevin and Peggy Healy, owners of The Boathouse at Sunday Park and the very recently opened The Boathouse at Rocketts Landing
Carlos Iga, freelance
Joe Papach, Can Can Brasserie; imported from NYC, he’s the newly toqued co-exec chef
Eric Von Guerin, The Fat Canary
Gary York, Enoteca Sogno
Greg Boone, Aziza’s on Main
The Growers
Art Chadwick, Chadwick Orchids
India & Bill Cox, Casselmonte Farm: shiitake mushrooms, heritage tomatoes
Steve Davis, The Virginia Naturalist: herbs, pears, Asian pears, grilling planks
Ross & Halsey Dillard, Hickory Green Farm: eggs, honey, fresh-cut flowers
Amy Hicks, Amy's Garden: organic produce
Dave Horn: elephant garlic
Clara Stokes, Belona Botanicals: fresh-cut flowers
Claudia Swanson, Dirty Hands Garden Center
The Vittles
And when you invite these cats to a potluck, there ain’t no tuna casserole with
Funyuns. What did everyone eat? The gourmet gallimaufry included:
• Pea shoots and arugula (Manakintowne)
• Black bean and corn salad
• Pickled okra and pimientos de Padrón (C. Iga)
• Creamy
pawpaw tarts made from fruits harvested on Belle Isle (M. Yavorksky)
• Goat cheese, sweet red peppers, Juliet tomatoes, squash blossoms and red onions atop homemade focaccia pizzas (Manakintowne)
• Figs and goat cheese drizzled with honey (Amy's Garden)
• Smack-your-mama-good venison meatloaf (H. Dillard)
• Local fruit galettes (Manakintowne)
• Lemon verbena, purple basil and rosemary sweet tea (Manakintowne)
• Juice-running-down-your-chin watermelon (Manakintowne)
• Cake in the shape of a tractor
• Mushroom meringue
• Pulled-venison tortillas (C. Iga)
• Grilled pears
• Pesto potato salad
•
Brookview Farm barbecue and peach chutney in pastry shells (E. Blase)
• Corn salsa (T. Brawley)
• Belmont Butchery kielbasa and bratwurst, plus artisanal charcuterist Chris Mattera’s jalapeño habañero cheddar sausages (soon to be used by
Buz & Ned’s Real Barbecue for a national competition)
• And my winner for awesomest potluck dish ever? Whole grilled dove breasts with succulent flesh and a pleasing gaminess that made me want to take up
sporting clays. Says Pendergraph: “Shot by our barn builder on Saturday on an adjoining farm — pretty local, huh?”